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The shortest conversation is when
you are in the toilet and someone
open the door***
YOU:____*Eeeeeeeh*
the person :____*Aaaaaah*
END OF CONVERSATION!!!!!!!


Sometimes ago, our next door Neighbor had a baby.. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears ... When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited my family to come over and see their new baby ... My parents were very afraid that I
would have silly words to say about the baby ... So my Dad had a long talk with me
before going to the neighbor’s house ... He said, "Now, son, that poor baby was born without
ears... I want
You to be on Your best behaviour and
not say one
word about his ears, or I'm really
going to beat You when we get back home , "I promise not to mention his ears at all ..." I replied...
We got to the neighbor’s
house, and I leaned over the crib and
touched the
baby's hand, I looked at
his mother and said, "Awww, what a beautiful little baby .. "..The mother, who had braced herself for
any sad comment, was pleasantly
surprised and said, "Thank You very much ..." I then continued ... "..This baby has perfect little 
hands and perfect little  feet, just look at
his feet, just look at
his pretty little eyes... Did d doctor say he can see clearly?..." The mother who was
a bit surprised, replied "Why, yes.... d
doctor said he has a good vision, why
do you ask?" Den I said "Well, it’s a
good thing because I’m very sure he can't wear glasses.....
.
.
That’s how d woman started crying....
My Dad nearly killed me when we got
home.....
. But I didn't say anything about d ears na Did I.???😒😒😒😒😒😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


When a lady enters a guy's room nd
about 9 mins later....
U hear loud music frm the room. Then
u know definitely.... things are getting better ðŸ˜’😒😒😒😒😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 

Just finished reading the 10
commandments. Not even "one" said
we should give girls money

The C.E.O of Facebook is a male.
The C.E.O of Apple is a male.
The C.E.O of Whatsapp is a male.
The C.E.O of Goggle is a male. The PRESIDENT of Nigeria is a male.
Abeg, all this Girls where are those girls that used to be the best in class?????????😒😒😒😒😒😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Favourite Celebrity?? JADON: Arnold Schwarzenegger
Teacher: Can You Spell his name?
JADON: Hahaha.
I'm Just Kidding,
It's "Jet Li ðŸ˜‚😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

 No matter how
serious your
relationship is...
Ur girl/boyfriend is
always single in every
document he/she fills... ðŸ˜’😒😒😒😒😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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